Let's say, hypothetically, that one wanted to contact, let's say, me. How would one go about doing that?
I'll tell you.
It's called e-mail, and it will change the way you live.
Here's what you do:
- Open your favorite e-mail application or client.
- Click "New E-Mail."
- Type me a message about your fantasies.
- Where it says "To:" put in rocktronica[att]gmail[dott]com.
- Except when you actually type that, don't be gritarded.
Also, if you're really desperate, try screaming whatever you want me to hear real loud. If you are a good enough screamer, I will hear you... unless you're in an emo band, then I probably won't understand you.
Stupid kids. I love you.
Seriously.